Andrew Tate has been released from prison since his detention last December. The influencer is admired by millions of teenage boys for his flamboyant lifestyle, expensive cars, pretty women, and of course fame and fortune.
Currently, he probably has everything he wants….except Freedom as he is put on house arrest pending further investigations.
Since last year ive been in 24 hour lockdown. No yard time.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) April 1, 2023
Pacing a 3metre cell with zero electronics or outside contact. Absolute clarity of mind. Real thoughts. Real plans.
Vivid pain.
One hour home and I cant stand my phone.
Some habits die hard.
We must defeat Shaytan. pic.twitter.com/Q6TBK5KTqU
Below we have put together a gift guide for someone like Andrew Tate, a person who has nearly everything except freedom and has just been released from prison but put on house arrest.
Philips Nose Hair Trimmer
It has been a few months. Tate needs it.
Professional Barber Stainless Steel Razor
Andrew Tate looks better bald and clean-shave.
Wrist Fire Shooter
Just for fun. To keep Andrew Tate’s mind as sharp as ever.
Hennessey Venom F5
The Venom F5 is an all-new hypercar designed and built from the ground up with one goal in mind: To be the absolute fastest road car on earth. – Although he can’t drive out of his house, this would be nice for him to lounge in.
Inflatable Hot Spa
Since he is under house arrest and probably doesn’t have one at home.
Amazon Gift Card
Cobratate probably needs some fresh groceries.
Netflix
Netflix & Chill.
Premium Medjool Dates
The Muslim revert probably needs some nourishment this Ramadan.
Watermelon seeds for Self Planting
Andrew needs a new hobby and to kill time.
Giant Goose Plushie
He needs to be comfy and have something to hug at night.
Avocado Butt Print towel
Some new and fresh towels would be nice.
Lobster Flip flops
Comfy Slippers to the bathroom and everywhere else.
Cobra Brass Statue
Andrew needs to remind himself why he is the best!
As all of his assets are currently being seized by the Romanian Government, Cobratate probably needs some assistance to weather this storm.
So here is our list of gifts for someone like Andrew Tate. It probably doesn’t mean much.
But who cares?
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